Take It To The Limit, One More Time

Ok,

So yesterday I talked about it squicks me out when a girl wants to get choked during sex.

A lot of the girls responded that they liked to be choked during sex. Many of them pointed out that it can be done safely.

Because I’m human – and therefore an irrational creature – none of that convinces me that I’d ever, ever be willing to do it to a girl, even though I’m up for just about any other act that will get the girl off.

But, one of you lovely lassies mentioned that she feels the same way about face slapping as I do about girl choking.

Which makes me think that we all have our irrational squick limits.

So, I have to ask – what are yours? And what makes them, in your mind, cross the line?

Work Conversations

Actual work related conversations today:

“My girl is grossed out if I ask for a foot rub. She’d never let me put my foot in her mouth for sex.”

“No straight man’s ass is clean enough to lick.”

“A woman’s ass is a beautiful thing. A man’s ass is for crapping, farting and scratching. That’s the way nature meant it to be.”

TMI

Every week a couple times during the week I can hear the girl who lives upstairs getting laid and she’s usually pretty vocal and seems to be having a great time.

But, every Sunday I hear her having sex and it always sounds like she’s in pain while she’s doing it. Like, loud “oooooooh” moans instead of her usually quick chipper “sex yelps.”

It makes me wonder if her boyfriend works Sundays and if that’s when she has a dude over who is into anal.

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The Consent To Not Consent

I keep reading and thinking about this Nerve article about a dude slipping his wife date rape drugs with her consent.

The basic deal is that their sex life was getting stale and they got the idea that him meeting her in a bar and slipping the drugs in her drink, taking her home and fucking her once she was completely roofied would spark it up.

Now, in general, I’m in favor of almost anything that consenting adults want to do, so it bothers me that this story bothers me.

On the other hand, can you imagine what sex would be like with a completely rohynoled partner? And, it strikes me as a really, really dangerous idea, because what if someone saw you slip the stuff into her drink and called the cops or beat you up?

That said, there is a certain romantic sense of trust involved in the entire thing. I mean the wife must really feel safe with her husband, because once she downs the drink, he could pretty much do anything he wanted.

What’s your take on it? Harmless fun, or something creepy. If creepy, let me know why, because I’m trying to figure out why it squicks me so much.

One Hand Clapping

Since I know not everyone will be going out tonight and I know that lots of you like porn and since I know a little bit about porn, I thought I’d make a collection of some of the hottest links for your pleasure.

Anal Amy It’s all text, so it’s essentially work safe. It’s the diary of a college girl who likes to take it up the backdoor. Surprisingly well written.

One D At A Time A blog written by a new york girl who calls herself “Slut_Machine.” It’s about 95 percent work safe, though sometimes there are some suggestive photos.

Confessions of a College Callgirl. Exactly what the title implies. She might be interviewing me next month because of my work writing escort copy.

Fleshbot’s Best Of Babelogs Nothing but hundreds of pictures of pretty naked girls. Not even remotely work safe.

X-Factor A collection of really well written and very romantic stories about women who cheat on their partners. It’s not typical explicit cuckold stuff – the girl generally does fall in love with the dude she’s having an affair with. Plus, he deals in a realistic way with birth control issues, but still keeps everything hot.

Kristen’s Collection Roughly 1,200 erotic stories broken down into categories. Some are really hot, some are really not. But, you can generally find any fetish you are looking for.

Preggoman Erotic stories about making babies.

Dark Wanderer Stories about women who like making love to dark skinned men.

April Flores The adult blog of porn star April Flores – who is both really pretty, and very Botticelli – a rarity in porn.

MC Stories Evil little erotic stories involving mind control, hypnotism and sometimes people getting turned into robots.

The Girls Loving Girls Archive Stories about teenage girls having their first lesbian experiences. Generally more romantic than explicit, though there’s some nasty porn here too if you look for it.

The Japaense Are Always Kinkier Than Us

Check out this story about a Japanese nightclub that got raided for sexual deviancy.

So, what, you may ask do you need to do to get raided in Japan. Well, at this club:

1. When you walked in the door you were handed a warm towel that had been wiped on your waitress’ private parts.

2. You were then given a glass of cold female urine as a “free cocktail.”

3. Your appetizers were sprinkled with “cuttings” of female pubes.

4. They also had a service where the ice served in drinks is first inserted into the hostess’s private parts.

Rock on Japan!

Rock the fuck on!

Not That Innocent

Hold on to your hats for the Best Britney Spears Story Ever!

Star Magazine is claiming that Brit Brit:

1. Has a double locked X Rated fantasy room that contains “ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.”

2. Keeps professional spanking paddles in a glass jar.

3. Has both a Catholic School Girl’s Outfit and Cinderella Outfit for fetish play.

4. Wants to have a nose job in order to make herself look more like Marilyn Monroe

5. Lives in a house that is covered in both baby poop and dog shit.

6. Is dating a waiter who is an “aspiring actor.”

And… wait for it

7. She’s pregnant.

The Boys From Berlin

I’m now doing the Gay Europe Travel Guides – and holy fuck is Berlin practically the gayest and kinkiest place on Earth.

I’m sorta shocked because every German I’ve ever met in Europe has been pretty much an uptight rule worshiping asshole.

But damn, Berlin has five different gayborhoods and – as far as I can tell – the kinkiest shit you’ll find anywhere.

The city even has a special section in it’s central park specifically set aside for nude gay and lesbian sunbathers.

Of course it also looks like the most expensive city in Europe, so I guess that it much be sugar daddy central.

Fetishes

As she’s discussed on her own blog, Rome Girl and I now have a deal:

Everytime I do the dishes she gives me a blow job.

It works out well for both of us because:

1. She hates doing the dishes.

2. Unless motivated I’ll let the dishes pile up for days.

3. It takes a lot less time and effort to give me a blow job than it does to do the dishes, so she kinda wins.

The only downside is that I now start to get hard – and sometimes even drip precum while I’m doing the dishes and the smell of dish soap is sorta erotic for me.

I hope this doesn’t develop into a fetish. I mean I don’t want to end up yearning to do other people’s dishes when I’m at their pads or like feel compelled to whack off in the dish soap aisle of the local grocery store.

Which brings me to my question:

Can fetishes be created or am is this just a case of “Dog meet Pavlov. Pavlov meet dog.”