Pussy Or Food?

Today was the 250th birthday of Arthur Guinness.

Because of this every ex pat bar in town had a major party.

This, as it always does, led to the elder half of Woody Allen Film Reference and I getting into a drunken discussion with other people.

Here’s what we are talking about tonight. This started out with the observation – and this is important – that you can easily live for a week without eating food.

So, here’s what we debated if you had the choice between?

1. Spending one week being able to give oral sex to the most attractive member of your gender preference possible whenever or wherever you wanted to.

or

2. Spending one week being able to eat whatever you wanted in you favorite restaurant or restaurants possible whenever or wherever you wanted to.

What would you choose? This assumes that if you choose to eat all the pussy that you wanted for that week you’d never ever get the chance to eat in those great restaurants again. It also assumes that if you picked the restaurants you’d be giving up your chance to ever go down on your ideal partner ever again.

Where would you dine? The Y or The Ritz?

Google Trends For Pussy, Cock, Ass And Feltching

People in India and New Zealand are much more likely to type the word breasts into Google than people from the United States.

Meanwhile, it’s people in South Africa who like to type the word pussy into Google.

And more people are Googling for cock in the UK, particularly in Birmingham, than in the United States. Not as much, however, as those dirty Kiwis.

That said, Americans are more likely to search for ass than people in any other country. They also lead the pack of people looking for pussy eating.

On the other hand there seemed to be a lot of people interested in cock sucking in Australia.

Americans lead the pack in ass eating but the UK has all the peeps looking for feltching.

South Africans must love golden showers.

Last, but certainly not least, it’s India that wants to know all about female cumming.