Today was the 250th birthday of Arthur Guinness.
Because of this every ex pat bar in town had a major party.
This, as it always does, led to the elder half of Woody Allen Film Reference and I getting into a drunken discussion with other people.
Here’s what we are talking about tonight. This started out with the observation – and this is important – that you can easily live for a week without eating food.
So, here’s what we debated if you had the choice between?
1. Spending one week being able to give oral sex to the most attractive member of your gender preference possible whenever or wherever you wanted to.
or
2. Spending one week being able to eat whatever you wanted in you favorite restaurant or restaurants possible whenever or wherever you wanted to.
What would you choose? This assumes that if you choose to eat all the pussy that you wanted for that week you’d never ever get the chance to eat in those great restaurants again. It also assumes that if you picked the restaurants you’d be giving up your chance to ever go down on your ideal partner ever again.
Where would you dine? The Y or The Ritz?
Drunk Ex Pat Writer 